Mike Splitz vs. Zach Reno (Pros Up-Close)Ever stare at your insanely flexible yoga instructor, dripping with sweat from the Bikram heat, and wonder what it would be like to wrestle him? What would all that flexibility mean in a man to man match? Hairy Zach Renos about to find out as he takes on golden haired Mike Splitz. Snapping a lime green singlet and sporting his East Williamsburgian man bun and beard, Reno has to admit angelic looking Splitz has the flexibility, but Reno cant wait to

This guy is definitely in left field somewhere

” says a beaming Splitz

his eyes gazing into Dark Detective’s

A challenge is issued for an arm wrestling match at ringside

The fight is on

Herculean strength

abdominal offense

” barks Destructo

only to be subjected to even more destruction from Genatto’s fists and feet

What happens when a highly motivated Lon Dumont finds a big muscled

” Flash just flashes that Cheshire Cat grin

until our bearded brawlers finally lock up and let loose with a series of squeezes that would render any man completely breathless