Command Beacon [Judge Gift Cards 2016]Set: Judge Gift Cards 2016 Type: Land Rarity: Rare {T}: Add {C}. {T}, Sacrifice Command Beacon: Put your commander into your hand from the command zone. "I gazed once into that light. Now it burns in my mind, forever denying me rest." Riku of Two Reflections

I think 'toast' is an appropriate description

"I would advise you not to struggle

Captain Angrath cares less about treasure than mayhem

Set: Beta Edition Type: Instant Rarity: Common Cost: {B} Add {B}{B}{B}

"You might as well try to stop the waterfall

Fear is as effective a weapon as the blade

the Giant Spider often chooses not to paralyze its victims

that player may draw a card

or enchantment enters the battlefield

Set: Commander 2013 Type: Artifact Rarity: Rare Cost: {3} No more than two creatures can attack you each combat

Set: Commander 2011 Type: Enchantment Rarity: Uncommon Cost: {2}{R}{R} At the beginning of the end step

Set: Unlimited Edition Type: Enchantment — Aura Rarity: Uncommon Cost: {1}{B} Enchant creature card in a graveyard