Slowpoke (45/95) [EX: Team Magma vs Team Aqua]Set: EX: Team Magma vs Team Aqua Type: Psychic Rarity: Common Retreat cost: Colorless

Set: Limited Edition Alpha Type: Creature — Human Druid Rarity: Rare Cost: {1}{G}{G} Whenever you cast an enchantment spell

Set: HeartGold & SoulSilver: Triumphant Type: Grass Rarity: Ultra Rare Retreat cost: Colorless

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Set: Alara Reborn Type: Legendary Artifact Creature — Human Wizard Rarity: Mythic Cost: {2}{W}{U}{B} At the beginning of your upkeep

But neither Bulk nor Shape the same

Whenever Goblin Piledriver attacks

Set: Limited Edition Beta Type: Artifact Rarity: Rare Cost: {4} {1}: The next time a source of your choice would deal damage to target creature this turn

Set: Portal Three Kingdoms Type: Sorcery Rarity: Uncommon Cost: {2}{R} Target opponent chooses a creature they control

" —Laurence Sterne

Set: Champions of Kamigawa Type: Legendary Creature — Goblin Warrior Rarity: Rare Cost: {1}{R}{R} Whenever a land enters the battlefield

Set: Exodus Type: Enchantment Rarity: Rare Cost: {1}{G} At the beginning of each player's upkeep

Ridiculous