Golf - Clubbing for the middle-agedFunny birthday card about Golf by Emotional Rescue Golf. Clubbing for the middle aged. Birthday card with a funny caption suggesting that golf is now the closet the middle aged get to clubbing! Lovely humour from the 'Mine's a Pint' range. Published by Emotional Rescue in collaboration with Paper Salad, this greeting card measures approximately 6 x 6 inches and inside reads Happy Birthday. View our range of Emotional Rescue Cards

Greeting card with a funny caption to an illustration showing a happy couple

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Tea Towel featuring an illustration by Simon Drew

But you probably shouldn't

Funny birthday card by Splimple

ready to party - though they need to be tucked up in bed by 9pm

This greeting card measures approximately 5

remarking that the recipient is one of the sender's favourite pussies - alongside Pussy Galore and the Pussycat Dolls

Clubbing for the middle-aged

and not another car in sight

out of mind' clearly never had a bottle of Prosecco in the fridge

this greeting card measures approximately 6 x 6 inches and is blank inside for your own message