Go Shorty It's Your Birthday Youth TeeThe whole country is celebrating. The fireworks are going off. And technically, yes, it is also the Fourth of July, but today is really about the birthday. National party, personal milestone. The Details: White distressed retro arched text reads "Go Shorty It's Your" with a star accent, wrapping around a cartoon illustration of a smiling USA map character wearing a striped party hat, surrounded by confetti and stars. Below, large white rounded text

" Patriotic birthday party style on a red tee

The Fit & Fabric:

a mustache

White mystical design reads "Psychic Readings" arched across the top in decorative serif capitals with star accents

Navy and red text on a white background reads "Massive

This company runs itself

The layout parodies the classic "Straight Outta" design format

number one in consumption

" in bold white outlined bubble letters over a yellow comic-book starburst

Cream arched text reads "You All Drive Me" above a large orange circle containing a vintage-style illustration of a woman in a dark bat-wing cape and witch hat

"Bout That" appears on the boat in small dark text

Some people need coffee