You Can Put Your Balls On Me Adult Unisex TeeThe tree is naked. The ornaments are in the box. Someone needs to step up and get decorated, and the tree is volunteering. The Details: Pink arched text reads "You Can Put Your" at the top, with larger pink text below reading "Balls On Me." A cartoon Christmas tree character with big eyes, a smile, and an outstretched hand stands centered below the text. The tree has a yellow star on top and a yellow pot at the base. Pink and white sparkle stars

White and red ink with a summer BBQ vibe

white sparkle stars

Printed in white and yellow on a royal blue tee with a vintage fruit-crate label feel

Black drippy horror text reads "Monsters" above and "Beware Of Me" below

Fit: Unisex retail fit

Navy blue retro rounded serif text reads "Go Ask Your Dad" stacked in three lines

positioned above the number "1" in a classic athletic block font

Printed in navy

This is not laziness

You cannot outswim them

"Poutyface" appears in large flowing script with a registered trademark symbol

A yellow playground slide with blue ladder sits between the first two lines