The Midnight JuniorDemand respect & authority from the playground to the unchaperoned mall hang in The Junior. The same premium lens, no slip grip, and indestructibility as the original Pit Viper, now for kids, tweens, and teens with smaller faces. For added durability, The Junior has no adjustment points which means fewer moving parts.

and Dual Lens Technology™ make these the purrrfect sunglasses for hissing at your brother

Navel coverage not guaranteed

but it’s actually legal

Hyperventilator™ anti-fog technology and helmet compatibility ensure it’s you that sucks

Symptoms include a lightweight indestructible frame and no slip grip

then the one after that

or was it goggasses

Demand respect by doing absolutely nothing with the Stepdad hat

Replacement lens for The Proform snow goggle

or whatever canned food or beverage your heart desires to your next dodgeball tournament

with the Backslap

it’s a Sport Denim Reversible Jacket