Habitual Line Stepper - Baby TeeBoundaries are a suggestion. Personal space is a myth. Your kid will push every single limit you set and then look you dead in the eye while doing it again. Respect the commitment. The Details: White text on a black background reads "Habitual Line Stepper" in bold sans serif block lettering. "Habitual" arcs across the top, with "Line" and "Stepper" stacked beneath in larger, heavier type. Three small horizontal dashes sit below the text as a

while someone bangs on the other side asking if you are done yet

Clean Helvetica-style typography with a modern list format

and outstretched green hands

Nobody gets to leave until the photo is taken

A crescent moon and stars dot the scene

and "City Champs '65" at the bottom

Green text at the top reads "Where The Treetops" in a clean sans-serif font

a parent floats peacefully on an inner tube with a laptop

It is not the nice one

Your kid has been asking about Halloween since July

The children listening part was clearly written by someone without children

The cat was here first