Eating Junk And Watching Rubbish - Baby TeeThe itinerary is set. The couch is claimed. The remote is non negotiable. This is not laziness. This is a lifestyle commitment backed by snack wrappers and zero regrets. Inspired by Home Alone. The Details: White ornate serif and decorative text reads "Eating Junk & Watching Rubbish" stacked in four lines with an elegant ampersand. Mixed typography featuring bold block serifs, italic script, and vintage display fonts. Typography only design with a

The responsibilities are real

Black and red design reads "Santa's Coal Club" in bold retro rounded serif text across two lines

flanked by two star-shaped cookies with red centers

The pickle has a smug grin

and "City Champs '65" at the bottom

" sits to the right

white text reads "Timeouts" in a wide block font

"Has" below

Confidence is not something you teach

on a shirt

tipping his top hat while sitting on a red brick wall

The cat will remember this