War Tax [Mercadian Masques]Set: Mercadian Masques Type: Enchantment Rarity: Uncommon Cost: {2}{U} {X}{U}: This turn, creatures can't attack unless their controller pays {X} for each attacking creature they control. The worst thing about being a depraved pirate is having to work with a bunch of depraved pirates.

add {C}{C}{C} instead

(Mana abilities can't be targeted

Set: Wizards Play Network 2012 Type: Enchantment — Aura Curse Rarity: Rare Cost: {4}{B} Enchant player

you may destroy target enchantment

As long as the top card of your library is an artifact or creature card

"I'll return once you've ripened

Set: Weatherlight Type: Sorcery Rarity: Uncommon Cost: {2}{B} Search your library for up to three creature cards

Jinxed Choker deals damage to you equal to the number of charge counters on it

1(4) of Richard's Rules of Order

Choose a nonland card from each of those hands

Set: HeartGold & SoulSilver: Call of Legends Type: Darkness Rarity: Holo Rare Retreat cost: Colorless

Set: Zendikar Type: Creature — Vampire Spirit Rarity: Rare Cost: {B}{B} Bloodghast can't block