Farm Fresh Christmas Trees Baby BodysuitThe annual argument about whether the tree is straight. The sap on every surface. The kid trying to eat an ornament. It is not the holidays until someone straps a pine tree to the roof and questions their life choices on the drive home. The Details: Dark green single color design featuring arched text reading "Pine * Spruce * Fir" above bold text "Farm Fresh." Three detailed hand drawn evergreen tree illustrations sit in the center with "Cut &" and

"Mother Cluckers" appears below in large white distressed block text

Then it becomes the only two words you hear between 6 AM and bedtime

A vintage-style spotted fawn with antlers and a glowing red nose stands on a snowy mound beside black pine trees

Number one in volume

One fun-size candy bar and the transformation is complete

"Urban" in blue

a big bushy tail

Thanksgiving dinner has a way of consuming people

Leaning heavily toward the parenthetical

Dues are paid in laundry you will never fold

No half measures

They want water