Son of a Witch Baby BodysuitYou know exactly what this says, and so does every other parent at the playground. The beauty of Halloween is plausible deniability. The Details: Green retro bubble text arched across the top reads "Son Of A" with a colorful illustration of a witch riding a broomstick below, serving as the visual punchline. The witch wears an orange pointed hat and orange dress with a green cape, surrounded by orange stars, dots, and small bat silhouettes. Printed in

Motivation is

Two small yellow stars sit on either side

Starter on the all-whine team

The origin story every baby is too young to be embarrassed about

The pain is infinite

athletic feel

White retro text reads "new phone who dis

Meetings are held behind a locked door

and there is ketchup on everything now

No full moon required

There is a very specific order of operations in this house

White text reads "NAM SAY IN'" in bold sans-serif block capitals