Megan Thee Stallion CandleFIIIIIIEEEEERCE! Apparently statuesque women in the South are called stallions (no, us neither), which is how her name came to be. And dear God, how we long to be statuesque. But we're not. So we worship this gorgeous goddess of fierceness. 7 x 2. 5 girthy inches of long burning, unscented, bona fide prayer candle Super high gloss vinyl artwork on glass candle container Custom options of this design, or any others you see on the site

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Well we certainly wouldn't ever mess with Judy

but HOW WRONG WE WERE

they dance (after a fashion)

we could talk about who's the cutest

For bringing hotness on so many levels to so many places (not least the google search page) Zac

(not that we go all girly about him or anything like that

And if you're not familiar with his oeuvre

she's making some WILD jokes

Not camp at all

We adored Kaleb

(See the legend that is Ron Burgundy here)