Naughty List - Baby TeeCuteness is not a legal defense. Santa's list is objective criteria and your kid is working the system. The Details: White retro rounded text reads "Too Cute For That Naughty List." across four lines in a playful, slightly wavy layout. Bold, bubbly serif typeface with a period at the end. Single color white print on a red tee. Clean, text only holiday design. The Fit & Fabric: Solid Colors: 100% Airlume combed and ring spun cotton. Soft, smooth, and

and stick legs

You cannot go to the bathroom alone

Navy text below reads "Division" and "Champs" in two lines with a small tail swoosh on the S

clean cartoon style on a black tee

The driveway is the boulevard

set against a solid orange moon

" in a chunky retro rounded font

From dawn to dusk

mouth open in a hiss showing teeth

There is no stealth mode

Clothes are a suggestion your toddler has respectfully declined

a flashlight